It doesn’t matter if it’s morning, afternoon, or evening. It doesn’t matter if it’s CNN, Fox, or MSNBC. It doesn’t matter if it’s live, pre-recorded, or old news. Every single time I listen to former President Trump for more than two minutes I get an urge for the effervescent, nose-tickling, clean relief of Alka-Seltzer…preferably orange zest. The buzz of the power fizz just seems to ease the anticipated trademark criticism of America, retribution predictions, customary grift and/or victim role-playing…if only for a few moments.

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